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‎”…fluency in any language is not a measure of a person’s knowledge.”

-Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago

ANG TUNAY NA KAIBIGAN….

ang tunay na magkakaibigan…
nagdadamayan yan,hindi nagkakampi-kampihan.
hindi ka iiwan sa lahat ng iyong pinagdadaanan,

magkamali ka man, normal na magalit siya sayo 
pero never ka nyang tatalikuran.

tutulungan ka bumangon ilang beses ka mang madapa,
pipilitin ka unawain sa lahat ng iyong ginagawa.

sinasabi sa mukha mu ang tunay na nilalaman ng isip nila,
masakit man ito sayo. kasi mas pipiliin nyang madinig mu ang masakit na katotohanan kesa magbolahan kayo at mag-plastikan.

ang tunay na kaibigan, minsan mu lang matatagpuan,
kaya sana matutunan mu pahalagahan at ingatan.

THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER!

DEAR WIFE, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! ——

DEAR EX HUSBAND, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem…ahahahahaha looser!

Kimono

Aanhin mo ang maraming pera, kung pagtanda mo at humina ka na,ay wala ka namang uuwian na pamilya?

Di bale nang sakto lang ang kinikita, at hindi ka nang-aalipusta ng kapwa…tiyak na tumanda ka man at mawalan ng pera may mga taong sayo pa din ay magmamahal at magpapahalaga.

Sa pagkakaroon ng konting biyaya, wag magmataas at panatilihin ang paa sa lupa. Sapagkat lahat ng pagpapala, dapat gamitin ng tama. Taon man ang binilang o natamo ng madalian, wala kang dapat ipangamba kung wala ka namang nasaktan at nasagasaan. Higit sa lahat ay hindi ka nakakalimot na magpasalamat sa nasa itaas.

Lalo kang pagpapalain kung hindi papansinin mga taong galit dahil sa iyong narating. Pilit ka mang sirain at palaging awayin, pilit mu na lang silang unawain. Pagka’t minsan maging malawak na kaisipan ipinagkakait ng sariling katawan, dahil puro inggit at galit ang tanging pinakikiramdaman.

-gmx03-

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